There are few things I thought would happen once that Orange Shitbag was handed the keys to the kingdom of America, but uniting the Canadian people wasn’t necessarily one of them.
Given the divisive campaign the Canadian Conservatives are running with the Other Shitbag at the helm, I was afraid that we were heading down a similar path. That PP would drive the wedge between the convoy Nazis and the rest of us even further than it was going…
Not that we’re all singing kumbaya around the campfire or anything, but nothing seems to unite a country than a good old fashioned Trade War and risk to sovereignty.
The latter has become less of a joke and more of an idle threat, especially after Trudeau’s hot mic episode last week. What are the odds of the US military driving a tank through our ports of entry? Would they actually listen and do it if Orange Shitbag orders them to?
Some folks say that yelling at the people that chose not to vote is useless, because what’s done is done, but I really think those people still need to hang their heads in shame for what they’ve allowed to happen. Like, really show some remorse for what they’ve unleashed upon the world. You know, like Germany had to for decades.
But they’re American, so we all know that won’t happen.
Normally here is where I’d say “I’m sorry, but…” and launch into an explanation or something, but I’m not going to lean into the Canadian stereotype of apologizing for my words. You done fucked up, America. Even worse than you did the first time BECAUSE YOU LEARNED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Alright, I’m done venting about that now.
Writing about this is almost a lesson in futility, since things are changing so rapidly. There’s no time to even process what’s happening before the next stupid thing happens.
There’s nothing we can do about what’s happened in the US. However, we can prevent things from getting worse here. Other Shitbag and the Conservatives cannot be allowed to gain power here. I know we have long been a country of flip flopping between Liberal and Conservative governments whenever one of them pisses enough of the country off.
We can’t do that this time, Canada.
We cannot allow what happened to our neighbours to the south to happen here. I know so many people hate Justin Trudeau, but good god, don’t cut off your nose to spite your face. He’s stepping down. Mark Carny will likely be the next Liberal leader, he will stand up for us; Other Shitbag will thank Orange Shitbag and ask for another.
Do not obey in advance.
-A.
Ginger Snapped 